THE FABULOUS RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION EPISODE GUIDE
VERSION 1.69
By Garrett Gilchrist [AmbushBug4@aol.com]
With contributions from Bonnie Rose, Laurie Stevens, Greg Duffell, and Yoichi Yamazaki
Special thanks to Tom Strickland, Robert Ross, Alley Ernst, Barb
Shapiro, rutlemania.org, Kim "Howard" Johnson, Dave Haber and all the
rest, and to Eric, Neil and all the RWT cast (for making our weekends
just that much more special)
When "Rutland Weekend Television," a comedy program
written by Eric Idle and featuring the music of Neil Innes, first
premiered in 1975, no one could possibly have expected the massive,
amazing effect it would have on the comedy world for years to come.
That is, absolutely none. It had pretty much no effect on the comedy
world in any way.
Despite Idle's smash-hit success with Monty Python and Innes' cult
status with the Bonzo Dog (Doo-Dah) Band, and despite the quality of
the low-budget show, it got very little notice and after two seasons in
Britain, a soundtrack album and a tie-in book (neither of which sold
well), RWT disappeared into obscurity, to appear only as a footnote in
books about Monty Python.
This is sad, as the show (despite miniscule budgets
and little rehearsal time) brought out the best in both Idle and Innes.
Idle's rambling, nonsensical writing style had served Python well and
proved a good, funny way to fill up the shows of RWT. Innes' musical
numbers did not stop the show (as on, say, Saturday Night Live) but
instead fit with its character and enhanced it, providing laughs as
well as beginnings and ends to countless sketches. And a talented
supporting cast including David Battley and Henry Woolf brought this
delightful, silly little show to life.
The episodes of RWT (fourteen of them plus one
clipshow, according to some sources, more than Fawlty Towers) are not
available on commercial video. More than one reliable source has cited
legal problems. The only bit of RWT you can buy at a store today wound
up there by accident. When Eric Idle first hosted Saturday Night Live,
he brought along a short clip from the second season featuring
Rutland's own Fab Four, the Rutles. Neil, as Nasty, sings "I Must Be in
Love," and Eric, as a reporter, introduces the Rutles story, until the
camera runs away. This is available on the Saturday Night Live video
"Eric Idle - Volume One." No credit was given to Neil, David Battley or
John Halsey (who all appeared in the sketch), nor was Rutland Weekend
Television mentioned, but viewers everywhere loved the Rutles! Response
was so great that the Rutles story was financed by Lorne Michaels to
become the tv movie "All You Need is Cash." (available on video, of
course. hope you already have this.)
The Rutles were a hit, and much has been said and written about them.
But this Rutlemania did not help Rutland Weekend Television, and in
this age of endless reruns of Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty
Towers -- even Michael Palin and Terry Jones' "Ripping Yarns" -- Eric's
most memorable solo flight has crashed and been forgotten.
With this guide I hope to help end a bit of that. I
have gotten hold of seven episodes of RWT as well as the clipshow and
selections from the Rutland Times album and the Rutland Dirty Weekend
Book, and base this guide on that sketchy information. It is as
accurate as we get around here. If you can provide any further
information, corrections, or even new episodes please don't hesitate to
email me at AmbushBug4@aol.com.
Enough chat. On with the guide.
THE FIRST SERIES (1975)
As far as I know six episodes, plus a Christmas
special, were produced for RWT's first season. I've been able to view
all but that Christmas special.
RWT's plot is hard to pin down but such as it is it's about a very
small television station. Rutland, at least as of this writing, is a
real place, the smallest county in England. Inspired by "London Weekend
Television" Idle set his show, which was to have a disgustingly small
budget (his backer was used to backing cheapo interview programs),
there. (Rutland was -- is -- so small in fact that a while back it was
absorbed completely by an adjoining county, and after residents
protested it was eventually upgraded to independent. Rutland is a very
proud place, and there is a nice town in Vermont named after it -- if
you're ever there do stop by the Rutland Ponderosa.) The show has a
real problem with its hosts, or "emcees" as I'll call them to lessen
confusion, and seems to get a new one every episode. The station shows
a baffling array of documentaries, interview programs, songs, sketches,
and other nonsense, all
in an endearingly daffy comedic style. The first series opening titles
are animated and feature fancy title graphics which crack and turn into
a field, which an cartoon farmer plows before stumbling and flying off.
The theme music, since you asked, combines parodies of Also Spake
Zarathrusta (aka the theme from "2001"), the London Weekend Television
theme (sorta), and, mostly now, a bouncy little fake-french tune by
Neil Innes. It is called "L'amour Perdu (Lost Love)" and the lyrics,
sung by Neil at the end of show 6, go as follows:
L'amour perdu to circumstances
Et tout le monde et Tuesday too
Avec le raison d'étre-mental
Cynical comment allez-vous
"Ello Sailor" méme choses you love me
Et je t'adore et windows too
Regardez-moi poor heart is aching
Toujours l'amour et merci beacoup
Here are summaries of the six known episodes from
the seven-episode first series. The titles are our own. The missing
episodes are filled in with some brief and very confusing information
taken from the "Monty Python Encyclopedia" by Robert Ross, given to us
by our friends at Himajin-Monty in Japan, plus some short clips from
the clipshow -- more on this later.
RWT101: "RUTLAND WEEKEND GIBBERISH"
EMCEE: Eric Idle
FIRST AIRED ON BBC2: 12 May, 1975
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Opening
titles. As you can imagine, Eric Idle plays the emcee on his own first
episode. After all, as you can imagine, he's earned the right. And his
aged, confused, chuckling, champagne-seeking emcee gets things off to a
creepy, nonsensical start, as you can imagine. But then there's
"Gibberish," which is as meaningless as it is entertaining. Idle and
the disgusting but loveable Henry Woolf feature. The emcee's champagne
reappears and overflows all over him. We hear Neil Innes, though we
don't hear him yet, singing "He's the Star of the Sexy Movies," about
an unassuming-looking Rutlander with an apparently very interesting
night life. The host cleans off his wet sleeve, and as we've been
hearing a party behind him in the background this whole time he tries
to take us to it, but the film has caught fire. He quietly panics, then
takes us to a funny bit where a condemned man [Idle] plays a last game
of chess with two unhelpful jail wardens [Woolf and David Battley]. He
escapes underneath a priest, and the wardens give chase -- Warden Peel
[Battley] misses his luncheon appointment. Following is a lecture [from
Idle, who does most of the narrator bits] about others who've dared to
explore the catacombs of clergymen, and about Raymond Diet [Idle], an
odd little man first seen rescuing Neil [minus his usual hairpieces]
from underneath a Prevendary. He then tries to save fish from drowning,
forms
various silly societies, and introduces a Neil Innes song. "Stoop Solo"
[Innes], a potbellied, repulsive Gary Glitter lookalike with the body
of an aging gorilla, sings his song to no one in particular. We return
to the emcee, and the lights go out. The partgoers boo. Following is a
documentary on Bert Figgis [Innes], who is still fighting World War II.
Others of his admittedly rather stupid regiment are discussed, a
policeman [Idle] discusses carpets, and we learn how Figgis' regiment
mostly gave up and surrendered to whoever was around, including five to
Bob Dylan. A young soldier in Germany [Battley] tries to explain to an
old one that the war is over, unsuccessfully, and the old, dumb as a
post soldier is used as a minesweeper. (Four explosions there, not bad
for RWT.) Previews
roll for the 80th anniversary of the birth of Winston Churchill's cat,
along with other Churchill-related material, including a little
Churchill who dances to a short bit of Neil's tune "Frontloader." The
host laughs like an idiot, and the roof caves in. End credits. A
voiceover closes down RWT.
REVIEW NOTES: Running at a slow but entertaining pace, the premiere
episode is fairly typical of RWT, and quite good. It also shows
effectively how the fictional station operates, that is to say not very
well. However, it fails to build to a real climax, and for that we must
mark it down. The songs are also used ineffectively, and the episode
would have benefited from a more open use of "Frontloader." (A proper
video for which appears in episode 5.)
Written by ERIC IDLE
Music and Songs by NEIL INNES
with DAVID BATTLEY, TIMOTHY CARLTON, PETER GLIDEWELL, ERIC IDLE, NEIL INNES, HENRY WOOLF and the Rutlandettes
OTHER NOTES: Idle's host seems to be a parody of venerable Brit
announcer David Hamilton, but that doesn't seem too bad as Hamilton did
have something of a sense of humour -- he appeared on one episode of
Python (if you recall). David Battley has had an odd career -- he did
play the teacher in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." Woolf is
today a theater director -- he's fond of Shakespeare and often lectures
to schoolchildren. He appears in, among other things, the Rutles movie
and the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and made guest appearances in
"Doctor Who" and "The Chronicles of Narnia." The credit for the
"Rutlandettes" seems to be a joke. RWT would get a very small chorus
girl team together for the first Christmas special, though.
RWT102: "RUTLAND WEEKEND KUNG-FU"
EMCEE: HENRY WOOLF
FIRST AIRED: 19 May 1975
*********************************
Opening titles. The new emcee [Henry Woolf], in a strange floral
shirt, starts us off with "Gardening Time" -- actually it's "Come
Dancing," with Eric as the word-emitting, word-omitting host. Neil can
be seen as some
sort of princess. (Note: In this episode whenever the emcee announces a
program an entirely different program plays. It's comedy, deal with
it.) Eric delivers rambling, silly commentary on the unseen dancers,
including the lovely, nude Maureen. A fake Groucho Marx [Innes], in a
very fake painted jungle, sings "Say Sorry Again," accompanied by Chico
[Innes] on the piano and Harpo [Innes again!] on the unicycle. The
emcee returns, and seems to be mutating. "Philosophy Corner," hosted by
Idle, discusses Kung-Fucius, the aggressive philosopher, and Ray
Laycock [David Battley], expounds on the philosophy of the rich. Along
with Eric he attempts to sell a poor man [Innes] some very expensive
philosophy (some of this seems to be adapted from material cut from
Monty Python's Flying Circus series 2, show 11, "How Not to Be Seen"),
but are foiled as he has already sold his body to a department store.
Medical professionals get angry. I won't discuss it but it's in nicely
bad taste until a cop [Battley] pushes Idle off his set, saying "You
can't act here! This is a fire lane!" He goes to another set and helps
a moron [Battley] upgrade his status to cretin, until he's stopped by
another fire-safe policeman [Woolf]. Back to the emcee, who has
developed breasts and now sports a pink blouse and earrings. "Talk
About, with Russell Dean" [Idle] features
Keith Trapp [Innes], an apparently exceedingly witty man who can't come
up with anything to say, and leaves to use the restroom. Sally [Gwen
Taylor] demonstrates origami by folding a Japanese person. Rex [Woolf]
impersonates an encephalograph. Then it's "Cookery Time," with your
host, Lenin [Battley]. Karl Marx [Woolf] makes pudding. Josef Stalin
[Idle] prepares a dozen eggs, then shoots them, along with most of the
kitchen, and they all sing about "Communist Cooking." The emcee puts
his feet up, to introduce the art of aggressive eating, "Kung Suey,"
and when that's done he's wearing a dress, and introduces a musical,
"The Kung and I," and when that's done his shaved legs are showing, as
are his underwhatevers. A documentary follows the sad case of Arthur
Jones - er, Sutcliffe [Battley] - born to be normal. The newsman
[Innes] can't blame his looney parents [Idle and Woolf] so he blames a
little liquor-shop owner [Woolf] instead.
The little man from the off-license is put on trial for all the crimes
of humanity and is promptly hanged, for a happy ending. A very bad
mimer [Innes] sings the lovely, pessimistic "Lie Down and Be Counted,"
though with a set change his miming abilities vastly improve. Back to
dancing -- "Kung Dancing" -- and more Maureen, until the policeman
[Battley] kicks them all out -- it's a fire lane! Once everyone's
safely off the set, he begins to juggle. Roll end credits. The emcee,
now a full female with hair, closes down RWT.
REVIEW NOTES: Some weak bits, especially toward the beginning, but
the last ten minutes or so is pure gold. Lots of connections to Idle's
"World Forum" sketch in Python. I'm surprised they didn't credit all
the Japanese extras.
with DAVID BATTLEY, ERIC IDLE, NEIL INNES, GWEN TAYLOR and HENRY WOOLF
OTHER NOTES: David Battley is actually a pretty good juggler. The
communist team is depicted fairly accurately, with the exception of
Marx, who had a less fake-looking beard (hee hee) and was more of a
reasonable man. Gwen Taylor was born Gwendoline Allsop in Derby,
England, and appeared in the Rutles movie as well as Python's Life of
Brian and the Terry Jones/Mike Palin series Ripping Yarns (episode
"Golden Gordon"). You'll note that one Japanese fellow in particular
appears throughout -- if you believe Laurie Stevens this same fellow
appeared in "The Magic Christian," the 1968 film starring Peter Sellers
and Ringo Starr, with appearances by John Cleese and Graham Chapman.
This version of "Lie Down and Be Counted" appears on Neil's album
"Re-cycled Vinyl Blues." The song was also done on the Innes Book of
Records, in country-western form - Neil plays a politician for the
Apathy Party. Then again, so was "Say Sorry Again," a black-and-white
remake with a better budget, still done as a Marx brothers tribute.
RWT103: "RUTLAND WEEKEND WARNING SYSTEM"
EMCEE: ANDY ROBERTS
FIRST AIRED: 26 May, 1975
****************************************
Opening titles. Yet another emcee [Andy Roberts], in conjunction
with an unnamed old lady, introduces a system of graphical warnings to
point out offensive
material before it airs. This includes bad language, sex, violence,
religion, violent religion, nudity, football, nude football -- it goes
on like this. You think this summary job is easy?? Then
"Schizophrenia," with your hosts [Idle and Idle]. They attempt to talk
to a paranoid [Battley], but he storms off the set, and then their next
guest, a man who is habitually late, fails to show up. They try to pass
the time with a bit of film shot in Bognor, but that is unsuccessful -
the film is rather short - and it's a very awkward moment. Out of
nowhere, Ron Lennon [Innes] appears, and sings a song beginning with
the words "See how the good times roll ... away." (Later expanded as a
Rutles track.) That's rather short too. Lennon fades away, and the
hosts grab his piano, which was apparently very tiny (?!), and toss it
on the table. A documentary rolls [hosted by Idle] about Cramp Bottom,
the unpleasant home of poet Mungo Wright,
who never actually wrote a poem but was considering it for a while. The
"Schizophrenia" hosts sign off, the opening titles roll again briefly,
and we're warned of "Football," a song [with Idle, Innes, Battley, and
Woolf]. A warning of religion -- Corporal Collier [Battley] has tried
out various religions to little success and sets out to worship his
commanding officer [Idle]. Other popular gods in the army and elsewhere
are discussed, as is Yvonne Mitchell. The emcee introduces "Thrust,"
hosted by Splig Utherism [Woolf], who in a hardhitting, sexy style
describes bathtub theatre, and the entire cast has a wet time of it.
The bidet version of "Camelot" comes particularly to mind. Neil's pink
Batman is Safe Viewing, but his song is "Boring." Less safe is a bit in
which the boss [Idle] takes a liking to his employee[Battley]'s family,
and attempts to buy them. Back to "Schizophrenia" - the hosts try to
stall by reciting a poem, then run off the set, very fast. The emcee,
before closing down RWT, turns to Eric, who explains in weather terms
the forecast for tomorrow's television -- looks like more sex, violence
and football. Roll end credits. Tony Bilbow has the final word after
the show, and you think the show's over, that this is serious, until
you see he's in a bath, interviewing the same nameless old lady from
the beginning ...
REVIEW NOTES: The end interview bit really faked me out. Python did
this kind of thing a lot but it was always obvious. Here you don't know
what the hell you're watching half the time. Kudos must be given for
that. As for the actual show it's a mixed bag. There are many great
moments (the opening bit of "Schizophrenia," the Army Religion sketch,
Ron Lennon, Idle's bossman, and "Football"), but just as many misfires.
Andy Roberts as an emcee makes absolutely no impact. He's just kind of
there. Odd. "Thrust" was already used in the Proust episode of Python,
but to think up a name like "Splig Utherism" shows Eric was still
running at full-tilt here.
with LYN ASHLEY, DAVID BATTLEY, ERIC IDLE, NEIL INNES, ANDY ROBERTS, WANDA VENTHAM, HENRY WOOLF
OTHER NOTES: Eric's then-wife, Lyn Ashley, who appears here, was
credited simply as "Mrs. Idle" in her Python appearances. Andy Roberts,
our emcee, is actually a talented studio musician who plays on several
tracks here (well, he's credited on the Rutland Weekend Songbook
anyway). He also played with Neil on both GRIMMS albums and the later
cuts of the Bonzo Dog (Doo-Dah) Band. ("Let's Make Up and Be Friendly"
etc.) He still works in television and theatre and has released some
albums of his own.
RWT104: "RUTLAND WEEKEND WHISTLE TEST"
WHISTLETEST EMCEE: BOB HARRIS [ERIC IDLE]
RWT EMCEE: BRIDGET ARMSTONG
FIRST AIRED: 2 June, 1975
******************************************
Opening titles roll, but are quickly interrupted by titles for "The Old
Gay Whistle Test" (Bob Harris' late-60s-early-70s rock-music review
program).A cockeyed Bob Harris is played here by Eric Idle, who speaks
in a perpetually-stoned gee-whizper. Wow. He previews the trands and
introduces the studio group, "Toad the Wet Sprocket." (Back then Eric
wrote that name to be so ridiculous no band would use it! Ha!) They
resemble Fleetwood Mac and don't move a lot. Eventually they stop, and
Bob turns to Mantra Robinson [Battley], a rocker whose chief interests
include lengthy album titles and the destruction of private and public
property. He's dropped his bass violinist down a lift-shaft, and while
only five people came to his last tour the band manages to do over
seven million dollars worth of damage -- not a bad gig. Also aboard is
his guru, Siggy [Woolf], who isn't Indian but works in an Indian
restaurant, and gets deep spiritual insights from his landlady, Mrs.
Fletcher, then sells them. An awkward silence takes us to the Gerard's
Cross Pop Festival, with Splint, on the Abbatoir label, and their song
"Bandwagon." (You might be distracted by the comedically creepy
fashions but dig the lyrics - they're a clever music-biz parody. The
entire song can be heard on Neil's album "Re-Cycled Vinyl Blues.") Then
Stan Fitch, the first all-dead singer, performs a smashing number from
his album "Even Further Beyond the Grave." He doesn't really sing or
strum the guitar or move or anything, but there are groovy video
effects. Bob digs it. A bit more of the opening titles roll -- it's
back to RWT, yay! (or bleah - that Whistle Test bit was really very
funny, sad to see it go) Our latest emcee [Bridget Armstrong] is on the
standard set, with the standard complement of flowers. The rest of the
titles finally roll, the emcee returns, and the small flowerbasket is
now a large one. "Rutland Weekend Theatre" features a couple [Battley,
Armstrong] who are madly in love, but who have forgotten their own
names. Their son [Woolf], Virginia's lover [Idle],
and Henry's friend [Innes] aren't much help either. Eric introduces
"Amnesia," but keeps forgetting what he's supposed to be talking about.
The end credits make it clear that it's spreading, and the emcee
forgets too as sits among even more flowers. A documentary rolls -
Farmer Ron Granger [Idle] grows, trains, and fattens prize beauty
queens, feeding them hay and old copies of "Vogue," until they're taken
off to be judged, slaughtered, and eaten. A nasty old beauty show host
[Idle] asks a cow if she thinks she's being exploited, with various
rude remarks, and other show-biz people [including Neil] are killed and
shipped off to the butchers. (Geez, could you get ANY more distasteful,
Eric? Lol.) The emcee, with flowers, introduces "A Penny for Your
Warts," a medical quiz show. There are only two onscreen casualties, so
by this episode's standards it's a mild one. The emcee, now completely
surrounded by flowers, introduces the Fabulous Bingo Brothers [Zoot
Money and John Halsey], a
pair of low-key, black-and-white raincoated mongoloids in a lavatory
who mumble out a song about a donkey. Then -- this is the odd part --
Bob Harris, the REAL Bob Harris shows up, and introduces as a closer
Neil, in cap and shades and singing his old staple, the Protest Song
(parental control lyrics version). He gives a peace sign and exits
awkwardly. The emcee, with (goddamn it!) even MORE flowers, closes down
RWT. Roll end credits.
REVIEW NOTES: On the strength of "Whistle Test" alone this becomes
a favorite episode. The bizarre, uncanny accuracy of this lengthy, pure
fakeout parody puts it right up there. When RWT actually begins
officially it seems to want to do so only by gunpoint. Wonder who was
holding the gun? No matter. "Amnesia" is funny, and the Bingo Brothers
are odd enough to win some sort of following. The bit about the
show-biz butchers is long and completely distasteful, and would have
been censored on Python. Clearly no one was watching here so if you're
in to that sort of thing ...
with BRIDGET ARMSTRONG, DAVID BATTLEY, BOB HARRIS, ERIC IDLE, NEIL
INNES, ANDY ROBERTS, HENRY WOOLF, and the FABULOUS BINGO BROTHERS
(alias Zoot Money and John Halsey)
OTHER NOTES: Bridget Armstrong appears in the "Curse of the Claw"
episode of Ripping Yarns. The Bingo Brothers were old music-biz friends
of Neil's - Zoot Money was in GRIMMS and John Halsey, of course, would
later be Barry Wom of the Rutles. The Protest song is here sung by "Ray
Onassis," if you believe Robert Ross, but the character is usually
called "Raymond Scum," after Eric's intro in "Python Live! at City
Center." Our favorite versions of this oft-performed oddie are on the
Innes Book of Records show and the Rutland Weekend Songbook. For you
conspiracy buffs: The Protest Song was cut from Python Series 4, Show
5, "Mr. Neutron," written largely by Michael Palin and Terry Jones, and
whether it's a coincidence or not Neil's performance here reminds this
author of that, and a "Michael Palin (no relation)" is credited at the
end of this episode. Could just be coincidence. And it could also be
coincidence that when Innes performed the Protest Song on the
3rd-series Innes Book of Records episode "Don't Make Me Use My
Imagination," Palin made a guest appearance. Then again ...
RWT105: "RUTLAND WEEKEND RAIN IN HENDON"
EMCEES: WANDA VENTHAM AND DAVID BATTLEY
FIRST AIRED: 9 JUNE, 1975
****************************************
Opening titles roll. Our emcee [Wanda Ventham] goes on a bit about
tonight's fine programming on RWT, but is continually interrupted by
Frank [David Battley], who confesses his love for her, and they run
away together. "Open Door Access TV" features the Solihull
Wife-Swapping Contest.
Harry Rirkin [Idle] announces the pairings, but the committee keeps
starting the swap early. Frank comes on with a weather flash - It is
raining in Hendon. Wanda compliments him on his reading. "Rutland
Weekend Documentary" looks at the harsh world out there for politicians
wanting a job in television. Agent Bo Robinson [Henry Woolf] watches a
desperate John [Battley] beg drunkenly, and turns him down anyway.
Watkins [Idle] fares little better, until he mentions he can juggle.
Jeff [Battley] has to say "Good evening," but waffles on the issue. He
then convinces the director [Idle] to waffle on the issue of how bad
his reading was, though it does him little good. The next applicant
[Innes] is dead, but
the director likes him anyway. No further news on the rain in Hendon.
The Prime Minister [Idle] is accused [by Battley] of being too
Americanized; he doesn't understand a word of it and thinks he's being
asked about a dead Jewish American ventriloquist named Nosher Ono.
Following is "A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Conservative
Party," in which Neil, dressed in a top hat and a suit with tails,
sings "I'm the Urban Spaceman" loudly and off-key as he bangs cymbals
on his feet and fiddles with a hand-keyboard which makes accordion
noises. Bit of a non-sequitur, really. In the background, a very
awkward-looking girl in a red pixie dress tapdances, never sure when
the song is actually supposed to end. It is still raining in Hendon.
Opening titles roll again, briefly. "Your Questions Answered" comes to
us from Cornwall and features an impressive panel with absolutely
nothing to say, despite
much prodding. Frank gives another report on the rain in Hendon, and
Wanda, curled up by his feet, introduces "Holiday '75." Eric reports
that the state of the economy is so bad that many people have decided
to take their vacations directly inside the Holiday '75 studio, which
is then toured at length. It is still raining in Hendon, but inside the
studio the weather is fine. The vacationers, now running the studio,
switch to "Top of the Pops," and a music video, "Frontloader," in which
a very cool fellow [Innes] confesses his love for a washing machine. In
Solihull, the wife-swapping is still going on. A serious anchorman
[Woolf] reports on the rain in Hendon and political reaction to same,
along with a static-y report by Christopher Serpent, in Washington.
Opening titles roll yet again, again briefly. Eric goes into the
electrical shop for a quick purchase, but can't help noticing that the
store clerk [Battley] looks quite a lot like the devil. He tries to
sell the clerk his soul in exchange for 24 years of power and
debauchery, but the clerk isn't interested, so he offers his car,
house, and life insurance, plus
his wife's body (in advance), and the rain in Hendon stops. The next
morning at breakfast, his wife is all smiles after a night with Satan.
However, something seems awry, and he begins to suspect he sold his
soul to Ron Badger from the electrical shop. The rain in Hendon starts
again, and 'Satan' takes his customer on a dubious holdiday, complete
with canned fish and Helen of Troy. A now-nude Frank stands up to take
us live to the rain in Hendon, Wanda pulls him down again, and all goes
down the drain as the credits roll. The happy couple, in voiceover,
closes down RWT.
REVIEW NOTES: With the exception of the joyous electrical
shop/Satan bit I can't think of a single worthwhile sketch in this
entire episode. But oddly that doesn't hurt my appreciation of it much
- the running gags with the amorous emcees and the all-important Hendon
rain are genuinely funny stuff. Also we get two twisted, but
entertaining, Neil Innes numbers. These get an A+, the sketches get a
C-, and the episode overall is about a B.
with LYN ASHLEY, DAVID BATTLEY, ERIC IDLE, NEIL INNES, PHILIP JENKINSON, HENRY WOOLF, WANDA VENTHAM
OTHER NOTES: The end credits give the name of the show as "Rain in
Hendon" instead of RWT! The dead politician and Nosher Ono titles
recall Whistletest. "Urban Spaceman" was a hit for the Bonzo Dog
(Doo-Dah) Band round about 1968, produced by Apollo C. Vermouth (who
under the psuedonym Paul McCartney was in another semi-important band,
but no matter). This version is nothing like that. But at any rate,
this semi-funny corruption of the tune inspired Neil's equally offkey
performance in 1983's "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl,"
although he wore his regular Neilclothes and strummed a banjo with the
tapdancing help of Python glamour girl Carol Cleveland. In a somewhat
less obvious way, this may also have inspired Neil's performance as a
dapper, if invisible, Urban Spaceman in the Innes Book of Records
episode "Don't Make Me Use My Imagination." "Frontloader" was also done
on IBOR.
RWT106: "RUTLAND WEEKEND BUDGET CUTS"
EMCEE: NEIL INNES
FIRST AIRED: 16 June, 1975
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The
emcee [Innes] introduces the show but can't help complaining about the
lack of money. RWT is closing down tonight. "Religion Today" with Paul
Yes [Battley] asks "Are people difficult bastards?" until a Really
Difficult Bastard [Idle] and the Bishop of Somerset [Woolf] hijack the
show. They've kidnapped tv personality Michael Aspel and want a
thousand pounds, but the bishop keeps asking for more. The emcee
complains about security and loses his flowers. Neil, against a
backdrop of stars, sings "Singing a Song is Easy." The emcee loses his
jacket, endtable and lamp. The bishop and bastard ask for more.
Security sleeps. "Incident at Bromsgrove" features a long and heated
discussion between a soldier [Battley] and a carrot [Idle]. In a
flashback they become Admiral Nelson and Hardy. The bishop and bastard
ask for more, Hardy gets lost, and Nelson asks for a kiss (he is
wearing pink lacey undergarments and becomes a casualty in voiceover).
"The Execution of Charles I" [Terence Bayler] begins.
The Michael Aspel fan club tries to answer the still-growing list of
demands, and Charles I has severe acting problems. An impressive
montage of people from this and previous shows giving the "cue" sign
follows -- Eric, at a urinal, is the last -- and a small parlor band
[including Woolf and Battley] plays "L'Amour Perdu," as the end credits
roll. Neil, in bizarre drag, sings "L'Amour Perdu," to recieve good
marks from a panel of judges. The bishop and bastard worry about where
they're going to put it all, and the RWT sign is taken away from the
emcee. "Man Alive" looks at suburban prisons -- many are nice places,
but Mrs. Harris has brought back hanging. At Mrs. Fletcher's, they have
Johnny Cash [Innes] come and sing. Eric, in the studio, has a cast of
thousands (six are seen -- hey, it's RWT!) watching the last sketch
with him, but there's no time to talk to any of them. The emcee, dumped
in the supply room, has lost his shirt, and quits. The bishop and
bastard take it all back, then take back the taking-back, until Paul
Yes wakes up just in time to close down "Religion Today." The final
shot is perhaps the most enigmatic in all of RWT -- having lost
everything, Eric and Neil, covered-up with borrowed towels, sit
on a bench in the supply toom and deadpan a song about the final state
of their budget. The lights are shut off, and there are three minutes
of dead air ...
REVIEW NOTES: This episode has been criticized for its somewhat
obvious comedy tactics, in which every sketch goes on about three times
as long as it ought, just because it can - you can almost hear the
wheels in Idle's head spinning throughout much of this. Nevertheless I
like it. It's a nice, clean ending to the series, and there are even
hints of a nostalgic look back in the "cue" montage and elsewhere. Neil
really shouldn't dress in drag, though, he'll scare the children. He
certainly scared me. RWT really did, of course, have budget problems,
as is obvious from watching any episode. The final scene ought to stick
in mind - it is a minimalist (dadaist?) non-ending. But it is an
ending, and in its way a good one. MPFC never gave us an ending like
this. It seems almost a shame to note that RWT was not quite dead ...
with DAVID BATTLEY, TERENCE BAYLER, ERIC IDLE, NEIL INNES, HENRY WOOLF
OTHER NOTES: There is an almost infectious Python quality to this
episode, what with running the end credits in the middle of the show,
all the quick cuts, returning to Religion Today etc. A version of
"Singing a Song is Easy" appears on Neil's "Re-cycled Vinyl Blues."
Born in Wanganui, New Zealand, Terence Bayler adds weight to RWT here
-- with his corpselike delivery he seems to be trying to outdo Henry
Woolf. He appears in the Rutles movie as well as Python's Life of Brian
and Terry Gilliam's "Time Bandits." He also gets a credit in Gilliam's
"Brazil," but his part is so small we've not been able to find it. Like
Woolf he guest-starred on Doctor Who and took an interest in
Shakespeare - he played Macduff in the 1971 movie version of "Macbeth."
He was also in "The Remains of the Day."
RWT10X: "CHRISTMAS WITH RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION"
(UNAVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT THIS TIME)
FIRST AIRED: 26 December, 1975
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Yes, it's the RWT Christmas special! Sadly we've not got it. Robert Ross' guide gives the lineup like this:
"The Alberto Rewrite Five, George Harrison Wants to Be a Pirate,
Christmas Night with the Scars, Song: Testing One Two, How to Ski in
Your Own Home, Giving Women as Christmas Presents, Song: I Don't
Believe in Santa Any More, Overfed and Ill Vicar, Rutland Weekend Film
Night - Bit of Scratchy Film, Linda Lovelace in Sore Throat, Pommy the
Rock Opera, Song: Concrete Jungle Boy, Interview with Ann Melbourne,
Roundup of the Year's Films, Film of HM Queen of Rutland's Year, Mr.
George Harrison Sings."
We were able to view two short clips from this program, plus
credits, from the 1976 clipshow (more on this later). Judging from that
version,
then: The opening animation is new - I suppose a farmer wouldn't do at
Christmas. This one features a couple of silly snowmen on ice skates.
One sticks his tongue out as us, and another little one opens up an
umbrella, which begins to spew rain, and he sinks into the ice. At this
point two chorus girls rip through the paper logo and dance as they
warble, very much off-key, a few bars of "Christmas Time is Here
Today." Eric is heard congratulating them. In the other clip, Eric, in
a moustache, gold jacket and curly blonde wig, looking the very epitome
of parodic showbiz evil (as in several Python bits), introduces the
moment we've all been waiting for -- Mr. George Harrison Sings! The
former Beatle, the genuine article, walks out and begins to play. There
is a very long intro, and
the suspense builds. Then he begins to sing: "Ohhh I'd like to be a
pirate! A pirate's life for me! All my friends are pirates, they sail
on the BBSea ... I've got a jolly roger, it's a-black and white and
vast, so! Get out-a-ya skull and crossbones, I'll run it up your mast
..." And so on. Despite some effort to stop him (he has a crazed look
in his eyes throughout) eventually all is ok, and everyone joins in,
and the credits roll.
with LYN ASHLEY, CARINTHIA WEST, DAVID BATTLEY, JEANNETTE CHARLES,
FATSO, ERIC IDLE, NEIL INNES, DEREK WARE, HENRY WOOLF, and introducing
George Harrison as Pirate "Bob."
The presence of Jeannette Charles in these credits suggests Queen
jokes -- she appeared in that role on the Neil/Eric ep of Saturday
Night Live and the Rutles movie, and it seems to be all she does.
Harrison also appears in the Rutles movie and Python's Life of Brian,
which he bankrolled. In both of these clips you can see an
ever-changing band of barbershop scrappers in red plaid jackets. These
fellows appear very briefly in the Rutles movie as the "Machismo
Brothers," and that's what I will call them. They also appear as hosts
in two short scenes in the clipshow, which from Robert Ross' guide seem
to be from the second episode of the second series. As for the songs,
"Testing One Two" appears on the Rutland Weekend Songbook and is just
what you'd think it is, and "Concrete Jungle Boy" appears there too.
Eric Idle mentions in his unpublished memoir "Say No More" that
"Pommy," a parody of The Who's Tommy, was about a man trapped in a Ken
Russell film and his struggles to get out of the cinema. He was proud
of this bit and aired it for Lorne Michaels for possible showing on
Saturday Night Live. Michaels, of course, wanted the Rutles clip (more
on that in a moment), and the rest is history.
THE SECOND SERIES (1976)
As far as I know seven episodes were produced for
the second series of RWT. I've been able to view one of them. Oh well. If
my information on the second series thus seems a bit lacking, I can
probably be forgiven. Judging from what I've seen, then: The second
series had a few problems in that Idle, still the writer of pretty much
everything but the songs, didn't have much more to prove. He'd done the
first series because he was still interested in that Python tradition
and had leftover material bubbling in his brain. This time it took a
running start. But the money was there - that old interview-show money,
just barely enough to keep Idle jokingly complaining for 7 episodes.
For the second series Neil's music was finally given second billing
behind Idle's writing, instead of being put behind the list of actors.
This had begun in the Christmas special. Also the old animated titles
(with the farmer) were tossed away in favor of a rotating space cow.
Yes, a space cow, with a globe on its sides, spinning about in a neat
mirror-ball effect which perfectly parodies the BBC spinning-globe logo
(seen often in Python). Indeed, RWT was a station to be reckoned with.
As the cow spins, the RWT "chimes" play briefly and the words "RWT --
Rutland Weekend Television" draw themselves in. And then our show
begins ...
RWT201: "RUTLAND WEEKEND RUTLES"
ONLY SUCCESSFUL EMCEE: BETTY [GWEN TAYLOR]
FIRST AIRED ON BBC2: 12 November, 1976
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An emcee wannabe [Bunny May -- yes I know that's an odd name for a
guy] tries to introduce the show. Failing that, the next fellow, a
Scotsman [Eric] does even worse. Then Neil, then someone's Swedish
girlfriend ... the directing team, John and Betty [David Battley and
Gwen Taylor] are not amused. Then a scary, nonverbal fellow [Terence
Bayler], and they're at their Rutland witend, so to speak. John asks
Betty to be the emcee ... she's worried that she's too plain, and she's
right, but she goes on anyway and introduces tonight's drama. Eric is a
lawyer/burglar who's just lost his case defending a
client/burglar/friend/likeable dope/Scotsman/fall guy [Battley]. He's
lost on purpose, and is keeping the money. But Bats finally catches on,
and justice is done, which is all part of life's rich pattern,
something the next emcee [Bayler again!] can't seem to say. Betty has
to fill in again.
A documentary follows on a hospital which sees love as an illness and
tries to cure it, with the help of Eric, Gwen, and Staff Nurse Sutton.
That singing sensation, the Rutles, Dirk [Eric], Nasty [Neil], Stig
[John Halsey -- yes I know he's supposed to be Barry], and Barry
[Battley], sing "I Must Be in Love." Eric attempts a documentary on the
group, but the camera runs away -- it is seen driving to the seaside.
"The Entire History of the World: Volume 3" honors the "backroom boys"
behind the creation of everything. Angels Robinson [Bunny], Nobby
[Neil], Eric and Bats concern themselves with fixing antlered wasps
with wheels, smelly fish with legs and pink zebras. Gabriel, the
supervisor [Bayler], keeps them at a 6-day deadline as they're
expecting another order, and Bats explains woman to an interested Eric.
Robinson makes a snake, thus dooming makind and introducing evil into
the world. SuperNeil
flies in, discussing in semi-musical form the "Age of Desperation," and
the camera is in bed with with Staff Nurse Sutton. RWT's "Classic
Season" previews an disturbingly low-budget production of "War and
Peace," and the studio camera runs away. Eric and Bats discuss the
ravages of inflation over lunch, and flash back to 1747, which is just
as bad. A further flashback shows Eric and a Queen smoking something
groovy, and Gwen scolds the camera. Then "That's My Mum," and a
voiceover [by Eric] closes down RWT. Credits roll over the standard
theme song and rotating cow.
REVIEW NOTES: This is a very tedious episode in places. Then again,
some of it is spiffy. The RWT version of the Creation is a classic, and
one almost wishes a similar bit had been included in Python's The
Meaning of Life. The Rutles bit started something great, of course, not
to mention turning the camera itself into a character. Also "War and
Peace," the court drama and "Age of Desperation" are on the whole
pretty good. But the love bit is long, bilious and awful, and "That's
My Mum" seems entirely in the wrong place. Mixed views on continuing
the budget jokes. An overall decent but sadly patchwork effort from the
RWT crew.
with DAVID BATTLEY, ERIC IDLE, NEIL INNES, GWEN TAYLOR, TERENCE BAYLER, BUNNY MAY, FATSO, CARINTHIA WEST and JOHN HALSEY
OTHER NOTES: Most of the Rutles bit was shown with a new
introduction [by Lorne Michaels] when Eric first hosted NBC's Saturday
Night (Live). This is available on video and has been much-discussed. The
Rutles bit here is "A Hard Day's Rut, directed by Dick Leicester which
is very near Rutland." Dick Lester, of course, directed "A Hard Day's
Night," among others (including, oddly, the second and best of the
Superman series). Besides that quip the entire monologue was pretty
much reprised in the tv movie "The Rutles: All You Need is Cash,"
financed by Lorne Michaels after positive viewer response to that and
another Rutles-on-SNL experiment (Nasty came on and sang "Cheese and
Onions"). In the movie Idle is able to catch up to that naughty camera
and tell us about the entire legend of the Rutles, who have their own
following and thus I shouldn't need to discuss them at length here. I
will say that Eric gets the names of Stig and Barry switched here, and
in the Rutland Dirty Weekend Book the drummer's name is given as
"Kevin!" Besides that things survived pretty much intact into the film,
where Rikki Fataar played Stig and Ollie Halsall played the
heretofore-unknown fifth Rutle, Leppo.
The Rutles movie is available on Rhino video. There is also the Rutles
CD, with music from the film plus two bonus tracks, "Blue Suede
Schubert" and "Baby Let Me Be." Dirk and Stig recorded a single, and in
1996 Ron Nasty, Stig O'Hara and Barry Wom reunited to record a new
album, the "Rutles Archaeology." The Japanese version had bonus tracks.
(So did the Japanese CD version of the Rutland Weekend Songbook, come
to think of it -- more on this later.) Bunny May appears in this
episode - an oddly-named, odd-looking, likeable kind of fellow. He
appears briefly in the Rutles movie, sniffling over "those little
girls, one of 'em screamed in me ear ..." "Age of Desperation" is on
Neil's "Re-cycled Vinyl Blues."
RWT202: UNAVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT THIS TIME
EMCEES: THE MACHISMO BROTHERS (we guess)
FIRST AIRED: 19 November, 1976
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We don't have this episode. Indeed, we don't have anything more
from the second series (except the clipshow, which doesn't count). But
I will list what Robert Ross has to say:
"The Razor Blade Four, Quite Interesting People - Sheep Worrying,
Madame Butterfly Collecting, Song: Shoeshine Boy, Expose on
Carswapping, Song: Godfrey Daniel, Rutland 5-O, Coming up on RWT"
"Rutland 5-O," a cop show parody (taking its name from "Hawaii
5-O," but then you knew that), appears in the clipshow, so thankfully
that at least we've seen. It is introduced in barbershop-song form by
the Machismo brothers (already discussed in our notes for the Christmas
show), who seem to be our emcees, and follows the adventures of
detectives Muttsky and Jeffovitch (the
name a triple play on cartoon characters Mutt n' Jeff, TV detectives
Starsky and Hutch, and stereotype Russians). Mutt [Eric] is giving a
suspect [Bunny May] the "treatment" - a head treatment - when Jeff
[Bats] breaks in. They act tough and take lots of commercial breaks. A
sketch artist [Neil] identifies Gwen's lost pearls. There are puns
about the Who and the Hope/Crosby "Road" movies, and everyone winds up
in wheelchairs following a particularly violent commercial break. A
Durante-ish judge [Bunny again] presides, Mutt cross-examines, Gwen
confesses, Jeff confesses, and a voiceover details Mutt's plans to
confess as the credits roll. This sketch contains some clever funny
business but is ruined by hopelessly confusing plotting and edits. The
fake credits says it's "Creatively Directed by Monty Baz-Baz," and it
rather seems to show it. The songs we don't have but "Godfrey Daniel"
was done in the Innes Book of Records episode "Now She's Left You," and
"Shoeshine Boy" might be "Topless a-Go-Go," a Neilsong we have heard
about a shoeshine boy.
RWT203: UNAVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT THIS TIME
FIRST AIRED: 26 November, 1976
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From Robert Ross:
"Lance Corporal Collier Steps In, Prisoner Requests Leave, Science
Lecture with a Saucer of Rancid Milk, What Makes James Burke Tick, Uri
Geller Bending, Perpetual motion Machine, Lecture, Caretaker, Recursive
Documentaries, Song: I Give Myself to You, Husband and Wife, Collier
Rides Again, Song: Crystal Balls, Restaurant with Strange Dress Code,
Bad Habits of Killing People."
The name of Lance Corporal Collier you'll remember from show 103,
the Army Religion bit. "I Give Myself to You" appears on the Rutland
Weekend Songbook, but was done, and done in bizarre, memorable form, in
the Innes Book of Records episode "Don't Make Me Use My Imagination."
The IBOR Crystal Balls is the best we've seen/heard too.
RWT204: UNAVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT THIS TIME
FIRST AIRED: 2 December, 1976
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"The Ricochet Brothers, Ill Health Food Store, Disco Song: The Hard
to Get, Sprimpo(From Scunthorpe Television), Bad Continuity, Film
Doctor, Recursive Flashbacks, Classically Bad American Film -
Fiddle-Dee-Dee, 24 Hours in Tunbridge Wells, Expose - The Massed
Flashers of Reigate, Police Runnning Shops, Police Being Evicted by
Squatters, Rant About Critics, The Cast Revolts."
The "Classically Bad American Film: 24 Hours in Tunbridge Wells"
concerns a bunch of happy-go-lucky naughty sailors singing and
rejoicing in that little, rather rural town. I know this because it's
on the Songbook. "The Hard to Get" is there too. It's a dance.
RWT205: UNAVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT THIS TIME
FIRST AIRED: 6 December, 1976
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From Robert Ross:
"Boring Intro to Tony Bilbow Theatre, Extremely Method Actor, Flag
Flog Day, Sex Problem Clinic, Song O'The Insurance Men, Accountancy
Shanties, Singing Gynaecologist with I Don't Want to Fall In Love
Again, Escape from a Travel Agency."
Another show 103 reference: Tony Bilbow had the "Last Word" after
that ep. The "Accountancy Shanties" bit should not be confused with the
song Eric wrote for Python's "The Meaning of Life" ... It's less
rousing (though there are some similarities). The
Insurance/Accountancy/Gynaecologist song bits lead into each other. I
know this from a bootleg recording of this bit given to me by Laurie
Stevens. Some of this appears on the Songbook. "I Don't Want to Fall in
Love Again" rambles a bit -- it was sung by the Lone Ranger on IBOR,
but Neil left out the line about the kangaroos. Pity.
RWT206: UNAVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT THIS TIME
FIRST AIRED: 16 December, 1976
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From Robert Ross:
"Highwayman, Lone Accountant, Judge Jeffries, Song: Bella the
Beauty Queen, Safari Park with Animals in Cars, Safari Car Park, Sexist
Sketch, The Power of the Writer, Wife Swapping Poem, Coming Soon -
Nixon Is Innocent."
By "Bella the Beauty Queen" he probably means "Drama on a Saturday
Night," which was sung on the IBOR ep "Don't Make Me Use My
Imagination." That song's first line is "Bella Was a Beauty Queen ..."
It doesn't end happily.
RWT207: UNAVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT THIS TIME
FIRST AIRED: 24 December, 1976
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For the final original episode of RWT, Robert Ross has this to say:
"Repressing Women for 2000 years, Censorship, Showtime, Song: The
Smoke of Autumn Bonfires, Song: Playing on the Penthouse Floor, An
Affair is Announced, Tomorrow Night on RWT - Autocue, David Frost Show
Again, Return of the Pink Panther, Joining the AA, Australian Love
Song, Song: The Slaves of Freedom, Angel Demonstration, William
Plastic-Bidet and the Postman, Most Boring Man in the World
Competition, Song: It's Hard to Make it When You're Straight."
David Frost and Australians were frequently mocked in Eric's Python
sketches. "(We are) The Slaves of Freedom" was performed on IBOR, in a
strip club. It contains the classic line "Freedom is the handle on the
bucket of your soul, the image of illusion in the goldfish of your
bowl, the shampoo of perfection in the bathroom of your dreams, freedom
is the universe and everything it seems, oh yes, we are the slaves of
freedom."
But wait! There's more! More or less.
ADDENDUM: The Clipshow
RWT20X: "CHRISTMAS WITH RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION (AGAIN)"
FIRST AIRDATE: UNKNOWN (probably 26 December, 1976)
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We have no real information on this thing. Robert Ross doesn't
mention it, and we wouldn't believe it existed if we didn't have a copy
of it right next to us at the moment. It is a very hastily-assembled
collection of old RWT footage into a half hour show. No new footage was
created, as far as we can tell. Even the credits are recycled (from the
first Christmas show), and are completely incorrect (Bunny May and
Terence Bayler aren't even credited, though they appear). We
had guessed it might be a fan effort, but the editing is a little too
good, and a fan wouldn't reuse the Christmas opening animation. Our
best guess is that even though the last episode, 207, aired on
Christmas eve 1976, the BBC wanted a day-after-Christmas show as
before. So this thing was cobbled together, maybe in one night, by some
BBC2 editor. If you're wondering, it's not that great. They could have
picked better clips, especially songwise. But this show becomes
important because our only information on some episodes comes from this
special. This is discussed elsewhere at length. Here is the list of
clips, and the episode they came from:
"Christmas with RWT" - snowmen/chorus girls (show 10X)
Terence Bayler host, John + Betty (show 201)
Henry Woolf host - "Gardening Time" intro (show 102)
"Incident at Bromsgrove"/Nelson & Hardy (show 106)
Woolf - "So much for Biggles!" (show 102)
The Boss/Secretary/Sherry/Purchasing People (show 103)
Machismo Bros. introduce Neil (show 202)
I'm the Urban Spaceman (show 105)
Stan Fitch the All-Dead Singer (show 104)
Woolf - "International Rabbit Show" (show 102)
"Man Alive" (show 106)
Rutland 5-O (show 202)
George Harrison Sings!/Credits (show 10X)
Woolf - Handover to ATV (show 102)
"THE RUTLAND WEEKEND SONGBOOK"
(soundtrack album)
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The cover of this little gem shows a large photo of Eric with
half-a-beard, and Neil, similarly dressed, smaller and standing
outside, pointing at the photo of Eric. It is marked "Rutland Times" in
large letters, and is thus often known as such, but smaller letters
mark it as "The Rutland Weekend Songbook." It consists mostly of
rerecordings of songs that appeared on RWT episodes (largely from the
first season), along with some Eric Idle babblings to link it together.
Some (all?) of these songs only made sense on the episodes they came
from and are presented with much less context here, making some of this
a losing proposition. Still, a fine album, and the original liner notes
filled in the gaps. It was released on LP in Britain and on CD in
Japan. The CD contained bonus tracks, so the album versions of "I Must
Be in Love" and "Protest Song" have been released, in essence, twice.
The differences are the removal of the (loud!) female crowd screamings
from "I Must Be in Love" and the "bleep" from "Protest Song" (which
covered over the words "fucking good time," sung as "fantastic time" in
the episode). Here is the track listing, with the episodes that
inspired them:
L'Amour Perdu, Gibberish [101], Frontloader [105], Say Sorry Again
[102], I Must Be in Love [201], Twenty-Four Hours in Tunbridge Wells
[204], The Fabulous Bingo Brothers [104], Concrete Jungle Boy [10X],
The Children of Rock and Roll [103], Stoop Solo [101], Song o' the
Insurance Men [205], Closedown, Testing One Two/I Give Myself to You
[10X/203], Communist Cooking/Johnny Cash [102/106], Whistletest -
Protest Song [104], Accountancy Shanty [205], Football/Boring [103],
Good Afternoon from the Good Evening - L'Amour Perdu Cha Cha Cha [102],
The Hard to Get [204], The Song o' the Continuity Announcers [106]
"L'Amour Perdu" is the theme song, instrumental. This version of
Gibberish fails, because Eric plays both parts - three parts, actually.
He reads the credits too. Frontloader seems to be the same performance
from show 105. Say Sorry Again is played straight here, no Groucho
Marxism. I Must Be in Love features a quick Rutles intro by Eric, and
is in the original version drowned out almost entirely by girls
screaming. The Bingo Brothers may be the same performance, but with
very different accompaniment. Stoop Solo is almost the same, but with
some additional nonsense - he coughs at the end. Closedown is an Eric
ramble about annoying the neighbors. Communist Cooking is just the
song, not the sketch, and features Neil (the original didn't). Johnny
Cash is also presented without explanation. The Protest Song is better
than the one heard on the show. Football isn't. The first bit of Eric
rambling in "Come Dancing," just before the song, is used as "L'Amour
Perdu Cha Cha Cha," because as Eric rambles (with a slight French
accent, here) Neil is playing a long "cha-cha" variant on the theme in
the background. The Continuity Announcers closedown is slightly
shortened.
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